我：老板，滿漢全席！
侍：那可要10先令才能買壹分兒，妳帶了這麽多錢嗎？
我：沒有問題，我壹定能付清，在加壹盤牛肉，壹杯雞尾酒，酒要好！
（上菜、吃）
侍：先生，請付款吧！
我：對不起，我現在壹無所有，我可以將生命交給妳們處置，因為我終於說了這壹次的謊話，不過壹位朋友給我留下了這封信，讓我在午時看，請讓我看完它，任由妳處置！
侍：天哪！天哪！我幹了壹件多麽大的蠢事，早看出他無法付賬！老板——（過去找老板）
（老板上）
老板：沒有錢？那怎麽行！他在哪兒？
（我從信封裏掏出壹張百萬英鎊的支票，看到了，所有人都呆了）
老板：先生，妳看這…呵呵，這，來了大聲招呼嘛，想您這樣的貴人就點這點小菜，也怪不得我沒有註意了…呵…這不，小二這不把我叫來伺候妳了嗎！這滿漢全席招待妳實在是我們酒店的恥辱呀！還要點什麽？要不要卡拉ok？找位小姐挑壹只舞怎麽樣？
我：真不好意思，我還有事，可這，我只有這壹張鈔票了
老板：這點小事何必提它呢，我很樂意把這比小帳延遲到下次再收。
我：我這壹陣子可能不會到這壹帶來。
老板：毫無問題，毫不問題，我可以等，不但如此，您可以隨時選擇時間來吃任何食品，並且願意什麽時候付賬就什麽時候付賬，這時小店的榮幸呀，您完全是因為生性詼諧才故意在穿著打扮上和大家開個玩笑的。
我：那我先走了？
老板：您慢走，您走好，路上平安！！！！！
Me: I can no longer put up with each stomach pores are the wave of protest, I would rather eat a meal of bread thin, even killed, but also stronger than that of the torment of hell! (Come to the dining room, the boss, the waiter on)
Me: Boss,滿漢全席!
Samurai: That'll be 10 shillings to buy a child, you bring so much money?
Me: No problem, I must be paid at an add beef, a cup of cocktail, wine is better!
(Serve, eat)
Samurai: Sir, please you Pay!
Me: I beg your pardon, I have nothing now, I can dispose of life to you, because I finally said this time the lie, but a friend of mine left me a letter, let me look at noon, please let me look End it, let your disposal!
Samurai: My goodness! My goodness! I did how much a folly, that he was unable to pay early! The boss - (the past to find the boss)
(On bosses)
Boss: No money? How that line! Where is he?
(I took out an envelope from one million pounds of the check, see, everyone stayed)
Boss: Sir, you look it ... Oh, this, to a loud call them, do you think of elegant dishes on the point of this point, it is no wonder that I have not paid attention to this ... ... Oh no, this does not put the second call to wait on me you嗎! This滿漢全席hospitality of our hotel you really are a disgrace to you! What would also like to point? Karaoke should be ok? Miss a bit to find out how to dance?
Me: I am sorry, I have done, that I only had it for a banknote in the
Boss: This is trivial then why mention it, I am very happy to this account than the small delay until the next re-admission.
Me: I may not this time this brings.
Boss: no problem, no problem, I can wait, and not only that, you can always choose the time and eat any food, any time and is willing to pay on time pay, then store it for pleasure, you are entirely because endogenous Scherzo only deliberately dress up and everyone's joke.
Me: Then I leave it?
Boss: You take care, you take, the road safety! ! ! ! !